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Robert is a creative, savvy technical engineer in cloud computing, able to move masterfully back and forth from a specific point to the entire structure. As Microsoft Solutions Architect and many years of project management experience, he has a solid, emerging skill set in cloud and hybrid computing. Robert is a dynamic collaborator who knows when to push his team in a new direction and when to pause and let the ideas of others percolate. Creativity, balance, input, analysis and synthesis are all processes at play when he leads a team. As a technology visionary with 20+ years leading the design, development and implementation of high-performance technology solutions, Robert has a strong record of success in managing robust IT High Reliable Organizations (HRO). He has a proven ability to bring the benefits of IT to solve business issues while delivering applications, infrastructure, costs and managing risks. Robert has spent the better part of 20+ years working with Microsoft workloads. For the past 15 years before joining Nutanix, Robert spent his time leading System IntegratorsMicrosoft related practices. In April 2016, Robert was first awarded Microsoft® Most Valuable Professional (MVP) in Cloud & Datacenter Management. He has substantially been awarded for 2017/2018. The Microsoft MVP Award is an annual award that recognizes exceptional technology community leaders worldwide who actively share their high quality, real world expertise with users and Microsoft. With just over 4,000 awardees worldwide, Microsoft MVPs represent a highly select group of experts. MVPs share a deep commitment to community and a willingness to help others. They represent the diversity of today’s technical communities. MVPs are present in over 90 countries, in more than 40 languages, and across numerous Microsoft technologies. MVPs share a passion for technology, a willingness to help others, and a commitment to the community. These are the qualities that make MVPs exceptional community leaders. MVPs’ efforts enhance people’s lives and contribute to our industry’s success in many ways. By sharing their knowledge and experiences, and providing objective feedback, they help people solve problems and discover new capabilities every day.

A Comparative Review of Authentication Apps: Microsoft Authenticator, Google Authenticator, and Authy

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In a world where data breaches and account hacks are unfortunate, the need for increased security measures has never been more important. One of the more secure forms of protection is multi-factor authentication (MFA), also known as two-factor authentication (2FA), which adds an additional layer of protection to your online accounts. Authenticator apps, such as Microsoft Authenticator, Google Authenticator, and Authy, are key tools to enable this additional security. This post will compare these three apps, focusing on their features, usability, and security capabilities.

Google Authenticator

Google Authenticator is a straightforward app that provides the basic functionalities of an authenticator app without any extra features. Unlike Microsoft Authenticator, it doesn’t offer any special options for its own services. Initially, a key drawback was the lack of online backup for account codes, which meant that if you lost your phone, you would have to set up your accounts on a new device manually.

However, Google has made significant strides in improving its app. Recently, Google Authenticator added cloud syncing, allowing users to sync their two-factor authentication codes to their Google account. This feature simplifies the setup process when you log into a new device and makes recovering from lost or stolen phones less daunting. This update also introduced a fresh new logo, switching from the drab vault look to a vibrant asterisk in Google’s colors​.

Despite these updates, it’s important to note that cloud syncing may potentially introduce added risk. If a malicious actor gains access to your Google account, they could potentially gain access to a wide range of sensitive accounts. Therefore, it’s advised to apply extra caution and follow best security practices when enabling this feature.

Microsoft Authenticator

Microsoft Authenticator offers a robust feature set, including secure password generation and the ability to log into Microsoft accounts with a button press. Schools and workplaces can register users’ devices, and you can require unlocking your phone with a PIN or biometric verification to see the codes. One of the app’s key features is account recovery, which can be extremely helpful when you get a new phone.

The app also features password management options and syncs with the Microsoft account associated with the authenticator. This means you can see the saved and synced logins from the Edge browser. However, if you’ve backed up to iCloud, you can’t transfer your saved MFA accounts to an Android device, though this is true for most authenticators offering cloud backup.

Authy

Authy provides a user-friendly interface and robust security features that make it a strong contender in the realm of authenticator apps. Unlike Google Authenticator, Authy enables users to back up their 2FA tokens and restore them if their device is lost. This feature prevents account lockouts, a common issue with other authenticator apps. The backup feature is secure, with the encryption and decryption of data taking place on the device, ensuring no passwords are stored in the cloud.

One unique security measure that Authy employs is the requirement of a unique password for restoring two-factor backups and a toggle to allow (or prevent) multiple devices from being used with an account. This provides an additional layer of protection against unauthorized access.

Conclusion

Each of these authenticator apps brings valuable features to the table. Google Authenticator is an excellent choice for those who appreciate simplicity and are ingrained in the Google ecosystem. However, it’s worth noting that users need to be vigilant when enabling the cloud syncing feature due to potential security risks.

On the other hand, Microsoft Authenticator offers a more feature-rich environment, especially for those using Microsoft services. It provides an extra layer of security with its account recovery feature and allows for seamless integration with Microsoft’s Edge browser.

Lastly, Authy stands out with its focus on preventing account lockouts and securely backing up 2FA tokens. It provides a unique password for restoring backups and gives users the option to allow or prevent multiple devices from being used with an account, adding another layer of control over account security.

Remember, the best authenticator app for you depends on your specific needs and preferences. Whichever app you choose, the important thing is that you’re taking an extra step to protect your online accounts. Multi-factor authentication is not just a recommendation; it’s a necessity in today’s digital world.

Until next time,

Rob

Scammers and Technology – Real Life Story of Catfishing / Scammed – Part 2

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As promised, part 2 is a real-life story of someone being scammed or catfished on social media. Awareness is important. Pass this story along to your friends and family. If you didn’t read part 1, read it now. Names, places, and images have been obscured to protect the scammed person.

Judy, a woman in her sixties hailing from Rhode Island, had built a life around consistency and hard work. Every day, she would clock into her job at Lowe’s, stack shelves, assist customers, and then head to her side job cleaning houses. But Judy had a hidden passion that contrasted her ordinary life – she was a massive fan of music, especially rock and roll.

One day, while on her lunch break at Lowe’s, Judy discovered a Facebook page of a man claiming to be Mick Jagger from The Rolling Stones. She was a huge fan, and interacting with him was thrilling. His posts were engaging, sharing behind-the-scenes stories about the music industry and tales of his personal life, including a tumultuous divorce he was currently going through.

Excited and starstruck, Judy reached out, expressing her admiration for his music. To her delight, ‘Mick’ responded, and they began a friendly online relationship. They discussed his music, his bandmates, and his brutal divorce. Judy felt a connection, and to support him during his trying times, she decided to donate $500 to a charity ‘Mick’ claimed to support.

Weeks passed, but Judy never received a thank you or acknowledgment from the charity. When she asked Mick about it, he profusely apologized, claiming it was an oversight.

Then, one day, ‘Mick’ shared a distressing story – his divorce was financially draining, and he was at risk of losing his recording studio. Feeling sympathetic and wanting to help her idol, Judy sent him $5,000 from her savings.

Over the next year, ‘Mick’ continued to share his struggles, and each time, Judy sent more money to help. All in all, she sent over $30,000 to the man she believed to be Mick Jagger.

While cleaning a client’s house one day, she overheard a news segment on the radio about the real Mick Jagger giving a concert in London the previous night; simultaneously, she had been chatting with ‘Mick’ online. A sinking feeling overcame her, and she decided to investigate further.

After much digging, she discovered the truth. The man she had been talking to was not Mick Jagger but an impersonator using his identity to scam unsuspecting fans. Judy was devastated. She reported the impersonator to the police and Facebook, but the money she had sent was gone.

However, Judy was a resilient woman. She didn’t let this setback keep her down. Instead, she used her story to educate others about the dangers of online scams and the importance of verifying identities online. She continued to work hard at Lowe’s and her cleaning business, slowly rebuilding her savings.

Judy’s story is a reminder that scams can happen to anyone, even those with the best intentions. But it’s also a story of resilience and strength. Despite being deceived, Judy did not lose her love for music, and she did not lose her spirit. She was a scam victim but refused to be defined by it. Instead, she used her experience to empower others, turning a negative experience into a positive impact.

Until next time,
Rob

The Importance of Multi-Factor Authentication and How to Enable It on LinkedIn and Facebook

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In an age where cyber threats are an unfortunate part of daily digital life, protecting your online accounts is paramount. I get asked or hear about a relative/friend getting hacked because of just having a simple or easily crackable password. One of the most effective ways to bolster your online security is through Multi-Factor Authentication (MFA), often referred to as Two-Factor Authentication (2FA). In this post, we’ll dive into the importance of MFA and guide you on activating it on popular social media platforms: LinkedIn and Facebook.

What is Multi-Factor Authentication?

Multi-Factor Authentication is a security measure that requires users to present two or more forms of identification before accessing their accounts. This can include something you know (like a password), something you have (like a mobile device), and something you are (like a fingerprint).

MFA adds a layer of security to the standard username/password model, making it significantly more difficult for unauthorized users to access your accounts. Even if a hacker obtains your password, they must bypass the second (or third) authentication factor, which is typically much more challenging.

Why is Multi-Factor Authentication Important?

In an era where data breaches are increasingly common, MFA provides enhanced security for your digital accounts. Here are a few key reasons why MFA is essential:

1. Enhanced Security: As discussed, MFA makes it much harder for cybercriminals to gain unauthorized access to your account. Even if they crack your password, they must overcome the additional authentication factor(s).

2. Data Protection: By securing your account with MFA, you protect your budget and personal and professional data. This is particularly important for business accounts, which often contain sensitive data.

3. Minimized Risk of Identity Theft: Cybercriminals often use stolen account information to impersonate the account holder, leading to identity theft. By using MFA, you can significantly reduce this risk.

4. Compliance with Industry Standards: Many industries require MFA to meet security standards and regulations. For example, businesses handling credit card data must comply with the Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI DSS), which mandates MFA.

Now that we understand MFA’s importance let’s look at how to enable it on LinkedIn and Facebook.

Enabling Multi-Factor Authentication on LinkedIn

On the LinkedIn Website

  1. Click on your avatar in the top-right corner of the LinkedIn website. In the open menu, click the “Settings & Privacy” option.

Click on the Account tab, scroll down to the “Two-Step Verification” section, and click the “Change” link. 3. The section will expand. Click the “Turn On” button.

  1. You can choose whether to use an authenticator app to generate a code for you or to receive SMS (text) messages with the code. Select your preferred method, and then click the “Continue” button.
  2. Enter your password in the prompt that appears and then click “Done.”
  3. The instructions for adding an account to your authenticator app are displayed. Add a new account in your authenticator app, scan the QR code using your phone’s camera, and once the account is created, enter the six-digit code from the authenticator app into the text box in LinkedIn and click “Continue.”
  4. Two-factor authentication is now turned on. Click on “Recovery Codes” to display the backup codes, so you can still get in if you ever lose your phone.
  5. Click “Copy Codes” and save them somewhere secure. If you ever lose or wipe your phone, you’ll need them to get into your LinkedIn account.
  6. Now that you’ve turned on two-factor authentication, you must log in again through any other devices you use, such as your phone.

On the LinkedIn Mobile App

  1. Open the LinkedIn app and tap your profile picture.
  2. Then select the “View Profile” link.
  3. Tap on the Settings gear in the top-right corner.
  4. Open the “Privacy” tab, scroll down, and tap “Two-Step Verification.”
  5. Select the “Set Up” button.
  6. Choose whether to use an authenticator app to generate a code for you or to receive SMS (text) messages with the code. Select your method and tap “Continue.”
  7. Enter your password in the prompt that appears and then tap the “Submit” button.
  8. The instructions for adding an account to your authenticator app are displayed. Add a new account to your authenticator app and tap “Continue.”
  9. Enter the six-digit code from the authenticator app into the text box in LinkedIn and tap “Verify.”
  10. Two-factor authentication is now turned on. You won’t have to enter the two-factor code on your phone, although you will have to enter it if you access LinkedIn on any other device.
  11. Tap the “Recovery Codes” link to display the backup codes, so you can still get in if you ever lose your phone.
  12. Tap “Copy Codes” and save them somewhere secure. If you ever lose or wipe your phone, you’ll need them to get into your LinkedIn account.
  13. Now that you’ve turned on two-factor authentication, you must log in again on any other devices you own using the two-factor code.

Enabling Multi-Factor Authentication on Facebook

On Facebook Web Browser

  1. Log into Facebook and select the downward arrow icon in the top-right section, then Choose Settings & Privacy.
  2. Click on Settings.
  3. Choose Security & Login in the left-hand menu.
  4. Scroll down and click on Use two-factor authentication.
  5. Click on Use text message (SMS), then follow the prompts and assign the contact to receive your 2FA codes. Now, anytime you log into Facebook, you must verify a random code sent to that security method. But do beware; if you do not have access to that method, you may be unable to log into your Facebook account in the future.

On the Facebook Mobile App (Android)

  1. Open the Facebook app and tap on the three horizontal lines in the upper right-hand corner. Then, tap on Settings & Privacy, and then choose Settings.
  2. Select Security and Login.
  3. Tap on Use two-factor authentication.
  4. Choose the option to turn 2FA on. Then, verify that it is on (it gives you the option to turn it off).

On the Facebook Mobile App (iOS)

  1. Open the Facebook app on your iPhone and tap on the three horizontal lines in the lower right-hand corner.
  2. Select Settings & Privacy, followed by Settings.
  3. Choose Security and Login.
  4. Tap on Use two-factor authentication.
  5. Tap Turn On or Turn Off to enable or disable 2FA. After you’ve enabled 2FA, verify that the phone number is one where you can receive text messages and alerts.

Conclusion

Multi-Factor Authentication is a simple yet powerful method to add an extra layer of security to your online accounts. Requiring additional information beyond just your password makes it significantly harder for cybercriminals to gain unauthorized access to your accounts. Whether it’s a code sent to your phone via SMS or a code generated by an authentication app, this additional step can deter potential attacks and protect your personal and professional information from being compromised.

While it might seem inconvenient sometimes, the peace of mind it provides by safeguarding your digital identity and data is invaluable. The extra time it takes to enter a second factor of authentication is nothing compared to the time and stress caused by dealing with a compromised account. Considering the rising threats of cyber attacks, phishing attempts, and data breaches, Multi-Factor Authentication is no longer an option but a necessity for online security.

Remember that each layer of security you add makes it exponentially harder for anyone to break into your account. With Multi-Factor Authentication, even if someone manages to guess or steal your password, they would still need your phone or access to your email account to get in. This is a significant hurdle for cybercriminals and can be enough to deter many types of attacks.

While MFA significantly improves your account’s security, it’s also important to note that it’s not a silver bullet. It should be part of a comprehensive approach to online security that includes using strong, unique passwords, being careful about the personal information you share online, and being aware of the latest phishing and scam tactics.

As demonstrated above, enabling MFA on popular platforms like LinkedIn and Facebook is straightforward and doesn’t require any technical expertise. So, if you haven’t done so already, take a few moments to turn on MFA for your accounts and add an essential layer of security to your online presence. In today’s digital age, it’s not just about protecting your accounts; it’s about protecting your identity, personal information, and, ultimately, your peace of mind.

Until next time,

Rob

The Dangers of TikTok: A Deep Dive into the Technical Concerns

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TikTok, a social media platform owned by ByteDance, a Beijing-based company, has taken the world by storm. Its short-form video content has attracted millions of users, particularly among the younger generation. However, as with any technology, it comes with its own set of risks and concerns. This blog post will delve into the technical dangers associated with TikTok, including data privacy, censorship, and potential misuse of the platform.

Data Privacy and Security

One of the most significant concerns with TikTok is data privacy. The app collects a vast amount of data from its users, including location data, device information, browsing history, and even user keystrokes and behavioral patterns. This data collection is not unique to TikTok; many social media platforms collect similar information. However, the concern arises from how this data is stored and used.

TikTok’s parent company, ByteDance, is based in China, known for its strict internet regulations and government surveillance. This has led to concerns that the Chinese government could access the data collected by TikTok. While TikTok has repeatedly denied these claims, the potential for data misuse remains a significant concern.

Furthermore, TikTok’s data security measures have also been questioned. In 2020, cybersecurity firm Check Point discovered multiple vulnerabilities in the app that could allow hackers to manipulate user data and reveal personal information. While these issues have since been addressed, they highlight the potential risks associated with the platform.

Censorship and Content Control

Another technical concern with TikTok is censorship and content control. There have been numerous reports of the platform suppressing certain types of content, particularly those that criticize the Chinese government or discuss controversial topics such as the Hong Kong protests or the Uighur crisis.

TikTok uses a combination of artificial intelligence and human moderators to monitor and control the content on the platform. While this is ostensibly done to maintain a safe and positive environment, it raises concerns about freedom of speech and the potential for political manipulation.

Potential Misuse of the Platform

Finally, there is the potential for misuse of the platform. TikTok’s popularity, particularly among younger users, makes it a prime target for cyberbullying, predatory behavior, and spreading harmful or misleading content. The platform has implemented various measures to combat these issues, including age restrictions and content moderation, but these problems persist.

Moreover, the short-form, viral nature of TikTok content can also contribute to the spread of misinformation. This is particularly concerning in political or health-related content, where misinformation can have serious real-world consequences.

Conclusion

While TikTok provides a unique and engaging platform for sharing short-form video content, it is not without its risks. Concerns about data privacy, censorship, and the potential misuse of the platform highlight the need for users to be aware of these issues and take appropriate precautions when using the app.

Ultimately, the responsibility for addressing these concerns lies with TikTok and its parent company and with governments and regulatory bodies. They must ensure that the necessary regulations and safeguards are in place to protect users and their data. As consumers, it is also crucial for us to stay informed about these issues and make conscious decisions about the apps and platforms we use.

And remember, while it’s fun to watch a cat playing the piano or a dog doing a backflip, it’s not so fun when your personal data is doing a backflip into the wrong hands. So, next time you’re about to share that hilarious video of you lip-syncing to your favorite song, just remember: safety first, viral fame second. After all, nobody wants their 15 minutes of fame to turn into a lifetime of privacy concerns. Stay safe, stay informed, and keep on TikToking… responsibly!

Until next time,

Rob

Azure Site Recovery – An overview

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Azure Site RecoveryAzure Site Recovery (ASR) is a powerful disaster recovery and business continuity solution provided by Microsoft Azure. It enables businesses to keep their critical applications and services up and running in the event of unexpected downtime, disasters, or disruptions. With ASR, you can replicate your on-premises virtual machines, physical servers, and even entire data centers to Azure, and quickly restore them when needed.

In this blog post, we will dive deep into the capabilities, benefits, and use cases of Azure Site Recovery. We will also explore the key features, architecture, and pricing model of ASR.

Capabilities of Azure Site Recovery

Azure Site Recovery provides a range of capabilities that can help businesses ensure high availability, data protection, and disaster recovery. Here are some of the key capabilities of ASR:

  1. Replication: ASR can replicate virtual machines, physical servers, and even entire data centers to Azure. This enables businesses to keep their critical applications and services up and running in the event of unexpected downtime, disasters, or disruptions.
  2. Orchestration: ASR can orchestrate the failover and failback of replicated virtual machines and servers. This ensures that the entire failover process is automated, orchestrated, and monitored.
  3. Testing: ASR provides a non-disruptive way to test disaster recovery scenarios without impacting the production environment. This enables businesses to validate their disaster recovery plans and ensure that they are working as expected.
  4. Integration: ASR integrates with a range of Azure services, including Azure Backup, Azure Monitor, Azure Automation, and Azure Security Center. This enables businesses to have a holistic view of their disaster recovery and business continuity operations.

Benefits of Azure Site Recovery

Azure Site Recovery provides a range of benefits to businesses of all sizes and industries. Here are some of the key benefits of ASR:

  1. High availability: ASR enables businesses to achieve high availability of their critical applications and services. This ensures that their customers and employees have access to the applications and services they need, even in the event of unexpected downtime, disasters, or disruptions.
  2. Data protection: ASR ensures that data is protected and can be recovered in the event of data loss or corruption. This is essential for businesses that handle sensitive data or have compliance requirements.
  3. Reduced downtime: ASR can help businesses reduce downtime by providing a fast and efficient way to recover from disasters or disruptions. This can save businesses a significant amount of time, money, and resources.
  4. Simplified disaster recovery: ASR simplifies the disaster recovery process by automating failover and failback operations. This reduces the risk of human error and ensures that the entire process is orchestrated and monitored.
  5. Lower costs: ASR can help businesses reduce their disaster recovery costs by eliminating the need for expensive hardware and infrastructure. This is because businesses can replicate their virtual machines and servers to Azure, which provides a cost-effective disaster recovery solution.

Use cases for Azure Site Recovery

  • Business Continuity: ASR can help businesses ensure business continuity by providing a way to keep their critical applications and services up and running in the event of unexpected downtime, disasters, or disruptions. With ASR, businesses can replicate their on-premises virtual machines and servers to Azure and failover to them in the event of a disaster.
  • Data Protection: ASR can help businesses protect their data by replicating it to Azure and providing a way to recover it in the event of data loss or corruption. With ASR, businesses can set up a replication policy to replicate data to Azure and configure recovery points to restore data to a specific point in time.
  • Migration: ASR can be used to migrate virtual machines and servers from on-premises to Azure. With ASR, businesses can replicate their on-premises workloads to Azure and then failover to the replicated virtual machines in Azure. This can help businesses move their workloads to Azure in a seamless and efficient manner.
  • Testing: ASR provides a non-disruptive way to test disaster recovery scenarios without impacting the production environment. With ASR, businesses can test their disaster recovery plans and ensure that they are working as expected without interrupting their production environment.
  • DevOps: ASR can be used in DevOps scenarios to replicate development and test environments to Azure. This can help businesses reduce the time and cost of setting up and managing these environments. With ASR, businesses can replicate their development and test environments to Azure and then failover to them when needed.
  • Compliance: ASR can help businesses meet compliance requirements by ensuring that their data is protected and can be recovered in the event of data loss or corruption. With ASR, businesses can replicate their data to Azure and then configure recovery points to ensure that their data can be restored to a specific point in time.
  • Hybrid Cloud: ASR can be used in hybrid cloud scenarios to ensure high availability and disaster recovery across on-premises and Azure environments. With ASR, businesses can replicate their on-premises workloads to Azure and then failover to them in the event of a disaster.
  • Multi-Site Disaster Recovery: ASR can be used to provide disaster recovery across multiple sites. With ASR, businesses can replicate their virtual machines and servers to multiple Azure regions and then failover to the replicated virtual machines in the event of a disaster.

In summary, Azure Site Recovery provides a range of capabilities that can help businesses ensure high availability, data protection, and disaster recovery. It can be used in a wide range of use cases across different industries to provide a cost-effective and efficient disaster recovery solution.

Until next time,

Rob

Life’s Too Short for Long Texts: The Art of Embracing Brevity and Shallow Discussions

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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the era of bite-sized communication! Gone are the days of long-winded letters, in-depth discussions, and anything remotely resembling substance in our conversations. We’ve entered the brave new world of short, snappy, and superficial text messages. Why waste time on profound conversations when you can embrace the simplicity and beauty of the one-word response? Let’s dive into the wonders of short text messages and explore why you should never, ever dare to get serious over texts.

Depth is Overrated

Sure, you might think discussing essential issues and exchanging deep thoughts build strong relationships, but that’s just so old-school. Why bother with meaningful conversations when you can keep it short and sweet with a simple “K”? Who needs depth when you can just skim the surface? After all, it’s not like any real progress or growth comes from deep conversation, right?

Keep ’em Guessing

Nothing quite says “I care” like sending ambiguous, vague text messages that leave the recipient in a perpetual state of confusion. What better way to maintain the intrigue and mystery in a relationship than by keeping the other person guessing about what you really mean? Bonus points if you can send a message so cryptic that it sparks a full-blown existential crisis.

Emojis are Worth a Thousand Words

Why use actual words when you can convey your thoughts and feelings through a series of emojis? The beauty of emojis lies in their ambiguity andability to spark miscommunication. So, next time you’re about to pour your heart out in a text, just send a winky face or a dancing cat, and call it a day. They’ll get the message, or not. Either way, you’ve successfully avoided any serious discussions and further cemented your position as a master of the emoji arts.

Save Those Precious Finger Muscles

We all know that typing is hard work. Those thumbs can only take so much before they stage a protest and go on strike. Save yourself from the horrors of carpal tunnel syndrome by keeping your text messages short and sweet. Remember, every character counts, so cut out any unnecessary words or phrases. Better yet, just stick to monosyllabic grunts like “Huh” or “Meh” to show your true commitment to brevity.

Keep it Light, Keep it Right

Text messages are no place for serious discussions. The last thing you want is to accidentally trigger a thoughtful conversation, delve into the depths of human emotions, or make a meaningful connection with another human being. Stick to the essentials: gossip, weather updates, and cat memes. It’s much better to keep conversations light, breezy, and utterly forgettable.

Conclusion

Embrace the art of texting minimalism, and watch your life transform into a beautiful symphony of superficiality. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as they struggle with their lengthy, serious conversations. So keep those texts short, avoid any serious discussions, and remember: when in doubt, just send an emoji! 😜

Until next time,

Rob